TAXES & MORE TAXES
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table, At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears. Tax his car,
Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won’t be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more,
Tax him till He’s good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in Which he’s laid…
Put these words Upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom…’
When he’s gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax Corporate Income
Tax Dog License Tax Excise Taxes Federal Income
Tax Federal Unemployment
Tax (FUTA)Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon) Gross Receipts
Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory
Tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service Charge Tax Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax Sales Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee
Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax